erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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