We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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