High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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