Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
