And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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