god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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