Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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