Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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