Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
