she peed on how many people?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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