Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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