we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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