I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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