Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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