When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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