I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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