Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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