Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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