Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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