The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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