wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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