I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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