There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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