Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
last night I used snow as a chaser
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