I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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