Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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