She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
