would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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