Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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