Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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