ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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