I wish I could teleport
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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