Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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