Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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