Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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