they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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