she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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