we have officially lost it.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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