This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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