Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have aggressive nipples.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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