I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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