My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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