I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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