she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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