But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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