This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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