So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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