I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
where are my eyebrows?
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