i permit you to call me
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It's like God shit irony all over that family
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
My dick has a subreddit
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
