Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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