We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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